I interrupt your holiday decorating for an important PSA regarding
a collapse in my world as I know it.
My 'oldies but goodies' are aware that I have a thing for Froot Loops.
I kicked my addiction to this happy bowl of sugar last summer and
have been eating organic grains and other 'good for me' stuff.
On a recent trip to Target, I had a relapse.
I wrestled the last box of Froot Loops from an unsuspecting 9 year old
in the throes of a losing argument with his mother over his cereal selection.
Sucks to be you.
Perks of semi-adulthood are good.
So, while I was enjoying my frooty loops and looking at the 517 catalogs that arrived that day...
I came upon a disturbing site in my spoon.
An UN-looped froot!
In all my days of binging on the looped froot, I have never seen this travesty.
Not cool, Kellogg's.
I bought loops and I want loops.
You may now return to your tinsel and tangle.