June 4, 2013

Magoo Speak

"What are you saying?"
"I'm not saying anything."
"You're saying something."
"What could I be saying?"
"Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something."
"If I was saying something, I would've said it."
"Why don't you say it?"
"I said it."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Red Dot"

I kid you not.
This is how every conversation goes with my husband.
To which I'll add this-


Am I right, ladies?

18 comments :

  1. Bingo! And...I know! ;)

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  2. Oh- Yeah- You are talking my language now- xo Diana

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  3. Totally speaking my language! We do know...but no one listens...

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  4. We had this same conversation while we were unpacking and assembling a ceiling fan. Will it work? It remains to be seen. Anyway, I'm sure I'm right.

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  5. Have you been listening in to conversations between my husband and me? :-)

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  6. OMG! The Rock Star actually said he "knows" what this means...do you think he wants something...? Or is he just trying to play smart?

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  7. Hilarious!

    I GET it!

    I had those convos with Brad and would finally say "I don't know what else you want me to tell you..."

    And then HE started using it ON ME!

    Thanks for making me laugh!

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  8. Yeah, I get it. But I gotta say, VIVE LA DIFFERENCE! I mean, some of those differences are pretty dang sweet...don't you agree?
    -Revi

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  9. So right. The world needs more Rosetta Stones.

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  10. Oh yes!
    Happy Hugs-
    Jemma

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  11. Yes, I definitely know. xo Laura

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  12. Love it! And I love Seinfeld! My all time favorite show! I saw Jerry in concert here in Orlando a few years back...awesome!

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  13. I'm sure you are right. Although I don't know what yo are talking about....

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  14. If I had a dime for everytime I've had this conversation!! So funny and so true!

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  15. So right...women are so in-the-know that we can finish each other's thoughts...let alone sentences! WE all just KNOW!

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