September 18, 2014

Bat Sh*t Crazies

 Quick post about a sign I made months ago when I saw a photo of a cabinet from

See below.

I also felt that it needed a few corrections and to include a cure for BSC.
As far as I can tell, the world is overrun with this malady
and is surely leading us straight into the zombie apocalypse.
Just sayin.'

She had this very cool cabinet up for auction, but I couldn't attend.
I decided to make a sign on an old window for my own enjoyment here at home.

Trust me, it is very appropriate.

And if anyone finds it inappropriate, well...

Rubbish!  You have no power here!
Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too.

(I have had it with rude people who attack bloggers or people on FB.
The world is full of problems and the word shit isn't one of them.
Neither is a painted piece of furniture.
Snap out of it, people!)

I created my images on PicMonkey, printed them out and taped them to the back of the glass.
It's then just a simple task of tracing your letters with a Sharpie and filling in with paint or Sharpie!
Easy task and no need for nervous pills.  Or pill's, either.
No hysteria was experienced in the process.

I have a chair I want to upholster and I see some definite disturbances in my future.
Do you think Costco carries them in bulk?


  1. love the sign! you're hilarious!

  2. Please check Costco and report back!
    (Love the window.)

  3. Absofawkinglutely.... the word shit is the least of the worlds problems. It's those crazies who have bat shit 'ya gotta watch out for.

  4. Tina, I can't believe it!! I'm so glad I found you and your blog. I hope you don't mind, and just tell me if you do, but I'm going to copycat your BSC sign. OK? The reason is just before last Halloween a REAL bat found his way into the cottage. He was flying around and my hubs was chasing him with a broom. That's another witch story!! I called animal control (after the fact and after the bat was dead in his tracks) and they said we should have just opened the front door and let him out!! If that wouldn't give someone the B shit (and I will say it) crazies I don't know what would..Happy Thursday..Judy

  5. I'll go in halves with you! Ima find me some glass to paint on! Love the sign!

  6. OH, how I love you! Love your window Tina and shit, I could use some crazy pills to deal with the crazies. If you find some at Costco, let me know.

  7. Let's just say I'm at an age where I'd like a BIG bottle of the "for bat shit crazy" pills:@)

  8. Thanks for the laugh. Love the sign!!

  9. Perimenopause = bat shit crazy! I need some. :) You are hilarious...keep it up!

  10. Great minds think alike because I just finished painting on a window myself, Tina! I love the message you chose to paint on yours! I think I'm a charter member of the B.S.C. club, too. :)

    Thanks for the chuckle.


  11. LOL- HYSTERICAL!!!!! I think you should store X-Lax in there! xo Diana

  12. you crack me up, tina! love your window and i'm so remembering that phrase--"you have no power here"-love it! have a great weekend!

  13. This is absolutely the best post you've ever written!! Hilarious Tina and thanks for the laugh...not to mention a great project!

  14. Tell it, girl! People just need to be nice.

    Love it!

  15. Hahahahaha!!!! I LOVE this post! I love it even more without the "pill's"! =D You are a bat-shit genius.


  16. Like I always say...all work and no play is just silly...and so folks...lighten up like the lady says!

  17. BEST.
    ( and you know I love your sign )

  18. Boy oh boy! You need to make them and send them to all those nutso people saying mean things!! It's easier than arranging a house drop I'm sure.

  19. Great post! I got a few BSCs I'd like to drop a house on!

  20. OMG...I am cracking up over here. I LOVE this! Love your spirit. I have a vintage countertop store display for nuts. It has a little heat lamp in it, and little slots where small paper packages of fresh nuts were for sale at one time. I keep my meds in there...all kinds...and my "crazy pills" for sleeping - and the words on the glass of the case: "Nut Bar" hahahah.

    Thanks for sharing

  21. Love both your signs, Tina! It was nice reading about you over on Susan's blog and I hope to visit here for a bit. : )

  22. My mama had what she called "nerve" pills. She didn't misuse them but took once in a while to "take the edge off." Funny! Shhzitz is what I say:) I's the only "ugly" word that sometimes comes out of my mouth. Love the sign. Sometime this word is the only one that fits. Even my mama would talk about the "s..t hitting the fan." Very descriptive when needed to express when crap hits:)

  23. Thanks for the tutorial on how you made the sign on glass...I can't wait to try this on PicMonkey.

  24. Ooooh! Ooooh! Can I join the party? I want to drop a house on some bat shit crazies, too! Lol! Goodness! Wouldn't it be wonderful if the worst thing that happened in the world was someone using the word "shit"? Or dropping the F- bomb when they smash their thumb with a hammer? I'm always amazed at what people will choose to be offended by on this or that blog. Move on to another blog if the one you're currently perusing offends your sensibilities, right? It's seems just that simple to me. But, then again, maybe I'm just bat shit crazy! Oh. Wait. If I'm bat shit crazy, is someone going to drop a house on me? Nooooooooooo!
    Girl, you're a straight up gigglefest! And laughter is, indeed, the best medicine! To all the BSCs out there.......lighten up! You'll live longer!


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